Sam's Idea of Dinner...

Sam called and said he ran out of groceries! Some how, he lined up meals for Monday night with Ray and Lacy, and Tuesday night with Katherine and Charlie, and he has plans for tonight, but they fell through. So I called him on my way to get dinner, and he said he was cooking. I asked what he was cooking, and he said "Tater Tots". And...... - he said "Rice". And.... - he said "that's it"!!! I laughed hysterically - and asked if we had any protein for him to eat...he simply said - "I don't know what you're talking about - this is a great dinner!" Oh, Sam! HAhahahah!